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09 July 2005 @ 01:34 am
Stop it with the sand, already  
Listen, I know I'm supposed to be the poster-Jedi for the war and all, but what's up with me having to pose in sand? Just because I'm from Tatooine doesn't mean I need to remind everyone at every opportunity. Besides, the sand they've been using is rough and coarse, and it gets everywhere. I'm still trying to get it out of my hair from the last photoshoot, and let me tell you, it's not fun to be in the middle of a 'saber battle and realize you have sand in your shoes. Not cool.

I don't know if I have a publicist or manager or what, but whoever's setting these things up, can you just request a no-sand clause?

-Anakin-

ETA: For reference sake, here is one of the aforementioned spreads.
 
 
how we feel: annoyedsandy
 
 
 
You Wishdrunken_hawkeye on July 9th, 2005 06:29 am (UTC)
It's private, Ani. Err, Jedi Skywalker.

And it's for the senate.

And you're not in the senate.

I'll give Chancellor Palpatine your regards.
if someone could just tell me what the hell it is: Roboclaw!patientalien on July 9th, 2005 06:33 am (UTC)
Someday... someday... the senate will not stop me from seeing you.

And hold on a second... you're seeing the Chancellor in private? I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.....
You Wishdrunken_hawkeye on July 9th, 2005 06:42 am (UTC)
Don't be silly, Anakin.

And of course I'm not seeing the Chancellor in private. Jar Jar, Senator Organa, and Master Windu will be there, too.
if someone could just tell me what the hell it is: The Sexy Ani Dancepatientalien on July 9th, 2005 06:48 am (UTC)
I'm not being silly. You'll see.

Master Windu isn't in the Senate. Why is he meeting with you?
You Wishdrunken_hawkeye on July 9th, 2005 06:51 am (UTC)
*shivers involuntarily*

Ummm... The Chancellor likes him?

It's a little crush, you know.. it's why they're always growling at each other.
if someone could just tell me what the hell it is: The Sexy Ani Dancepatientalien on July 9th, 2005 06:55 am (UTC)
Don't tell me I'm making you feel uncomfortable again.

But... but... the Chancellor said I was his favorite! You know what? I don't even want to go to your stupid meeting. If anyone asks, I'll be at the Outlander Club.
You Wishdrunken_hawkeye on July 9th, 2005 07:03 am (UTC)
Stop looking at me like that, already. How many times do I have to ask?

I don't think you really want to be the Chancellor's favorite like that... or do you? I've heard rumors about you Jedi.

They better not be true...

And you will NOT be going to the Outlander, tonight or any other night. Do you hear me, Anakin Skywalker?

Anakin?
if someone could just tell me what the hell it ispatientalien on July 9th, 2005 07:16 am (UTC)
At least once more, as always. *eyeroll*

You mean the rumor about the Master/Padawan relationship? Come on, Pad... I mean... Senator Amidala... you know it's part of the long tradition of the Jedi. It's perfectly natural, and perfectly acceptable.

You're not my mother, so don't tell me what I can and can't do.

.....mom....